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Man Steals Own TV Set and asks Why Didn't He Learn Kung Fu!

By Al Case


This fellow had to be asking why didn't he learn Kung Fu. He lived in Wilmington, Delaware, and he was sauntering down the sidewalk, approaching his own home. Seeing a fellow carrying a TV set, and seeing that the fellow was struggling, he quickly jumped in and offered to help.

You can imagine his surprise, maybe when he grabbed the falling remote, or maybe saw a glass stain on the top, or whatever, that he was holding his own TV set. He looked down the street and realized that his front door was open! That's right, he was helping a thief steal his own TV set!

Now, what do you do if you find yourself in such a predicament? Do you let go of the TV, breaking it, and attempt a front kick? Do you ask the thief to place it on the pavement for a moment, pretending you are tired or need to regrip it, and then scream bloody murder?

Heck, the criminal has ransacked your very home. He has gone through your possessions, taken whatever he wanted, and treated your home like a grocery store! Is there any reason to think he hasn't served time, doesn't know how to beat people up, isn't willing to knock you bloody over a television set?

That's the point at which you wished you knew a good style of Kung Fu. Something like Wing Chun or Preying Mantis, or maybe even a little Tai Chi Chuan! After all, confronting a criminal, you need to be in good physical shape, and you need to know how to inflict a little damage while not receiving a little damage.

Now, your best chance is just to scream at the top of your lungs. After all, criminals don't want to be apprehended, they want to get away! That's why they became criminals in the first place, right?

Your second best bet, in the event that he decides to take you out and continue with his shopping of your property, is to maintain distance and try a kick for the gonads. You should do this while screaming as loud as you can, of course. Kicks to the groin, taking out the knees, all while staying out of range of his criminal fists is a good idea.

Your last bet, and this is last chance, is to slug it out, grapple, do anything you can to take him out, all while screaming, all while trying to make sure he doesn't get to you. You know, if you study something like Tai Chi Chuan, a Shaolin Kung fu, anything like that, you are going to have a tremendous advantage. A hardened criminal doesn't have the strength of discipline to learn Kung Fu, so if you have learned, you will definitely have a better chance of surviving.




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By Al Case


This fellow had to be asking why didn't he learn Kung Fu. He lived in Wilmington, Delaware, and he was sauntering down the sidewalk, approaching his own home. Seeing a fellow carrying a TV set, and seeing that the fellow was struggling, he quickly jumped in and offered to help.

You can imagine his surprise, maybe when he grabbed the falling remote, or maybe saw a glass stain on the top, or whatever, that he was holding his own TV set. He looked down the street and realized that his front door was open! That's right, he was helping a thief steal his own TV set!

Now, what do you do if you find yourself in such a predicament? Do you let go of the TV, breaking it, and attempt a front kick? Do you ask the thief to place it on the pavement for a moment, pretending you are tired or need to regrip it, and then scream bloody murder?

Heck, the criminal has ransacked your very home. He has gone through your possessions, taken whatever he wanted, and treated your home like a grocery store! Is there any reason to think he hasn't served time, doesn't know how to beat people up, isn't willing to knock you bloody over a television set?

That's the point at which you wished you knew a good style of Kung Fu. Something like Wing Chun or Preying Mantis, or maybe even a little Tai Chi Chuan! After all, confronting a criminal, you need to be in good physical shape, and you need to know how to inflict a little damage while not receiving a little damage.

Now, your best chance is just to scream at the top of your lungs. After all, criminals don't want to be apprehended, they want to get away! That's why they became criminals in the first place, right?

Your second best bet, in the event that he decides to take you out and continue with his shopping of your property, is to maintain distance and try a kick for the gonads. You should do this while screaming as loud as you can, of course. Kicks to the groin, taking out the knees, all while staying out of range of his criminal fists is a good idea.

Your last bet, and this is last chance, is to slug it out, grapple, do anything you can to take him out, all while screaming, all while trying to make sure he doesn't get to you. You know, if you study something like Tai Chi Chuan, a Shaolin Kung fu, anything like that, you are going to have a tremendous advantage. A hardened criminal doesn't have the strength of discipline to learn Kung Fu, so if you have learned, you will definitely have a better chance of surviving.




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